Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Why Dragons are Extinct Today

slI never really understood why the guys had to be the one to go off and slay the dragon to prove his love for the fair maiden. I always wondered if the girl has to go off and slay a dragon. Or maybe that was too radical and pointlessly dangerous so women decided they couldn’t be bothered killing a dragon, and that dragons could be very useful. They breathe fire after all.
But if you think about it, if some guy managed to slay a dragon, the dragon’s teeth wouldn’t be the only trophy he gets. Oh no, he also gets the trophy fair maiden who, after a few years, loses her post as a the fairest maiden in all the land and is now stuck with a life of servitude to some old pompous jerk trying to relive the glory days when he could actually see his toes (right now, his pot belly a bit too big).
Happily ever after.
Note: I do not mean any ill intent to Saint George because he is a saint and can’t have been that bad.
BLAME THE EXTINCTION OF DRAGONS ON DRAGON-SLAYERS TRYING TO WIN THE TROPHY MAIDEN.
R.I.P. the loss of dragon-slayers. And the dragons.

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