Do think you have a big big head, and a small small brain?
Here are ways to find out. *WARNING!* DO NOT TRY AT HOME, AND ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE SUPERVISING OR WITNESSING.
1. Your head circumference is over 95 cm.
2. When you nod, you can feel your brain sliding around in the fluid gel in your big big head.
3. When you tap your head like a watermelon, it makes the same sound as a yummy watermelon.
4. Your friends often say to you: "Gosh, you're a little dimmer than you'd expect with that big big head of yours.
5. You have trouble standing because with the size of your head, balance is a bit hard, unless of course youre perfectly proportioned.
6. With a CAT scan, the experts determine you have a small small brain.
